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Hi guys! I'm Nerdicus Chubbicus here with a guest post for you guys!

Since I'll be back, I'll give a brief intro.

I'm killinglights and Darth Marth's little bro. I've been an avid gamer since kindergarten with my N64. aaawwww yyyeeaaahhhhh.

I love rpg's and more recently, fps's. And Pokémon. Lotttsss of Pokémon. I caught all 490 on Diamond. Suck it.

Favorite game? Ocarina of Time. I beat it in less than a week. :D

Anyways....

Everyone hates zombies. They eat your brains, and just won’t die. I hate zombies, too. I have wasted countless hours of my life perfecting the art of zombie-killing. …with a controller.

Ever since killinglights showed me the wonders of Black Ops, I have wanted to play that ‘mysterious’ third game mode, Zombies. Finally, we played Kino Der Toten one day, and I was hooked. It was up there on the awesome list with bacon and Magikarp (haters gonna hate).

The idea is that you defend yourself against countless waves of zombies. (Nazi zombies, as if they weren’t bad enough. Only way it could be worse is if they were gay, rapist, Nazi zombies. “I want your brains, and your penis”) You only have a meager M1911 pistol, a knife, and your wits. However, as you gain points from killing zombies, you can buy better weapons, such as the M16 assault rifle and the AK-74u submachine gun. You open up doors, and eventually reach the POWER. (Why is there no power?) After you do this, it gets REAL. You can open the Mystery Box, which gives you a random weapon (C’mon, Galil!) OR it flies off, leaving you screwed. You can buy perks, such as Jugger-nog, which gives you more health. And finally, and most fun, you can PACK-A-PUNCH!!!!!!!!! When you Pack-a-Punch, you deposit a gun into the machine, crack your knuckles, and get a new, more powerful version of the gun. What would you rather have, the FN FAL, or the EPC WN?

I enjoy Zombies, but boy is it frustrating. However, the tension is relieved by the dialogue from the characters, and the relaxing feeling of watching a zombies head/limb explode into tiny little bits. No more hailing Hitler for YOU! A personal favorite quote is, “He can’t fight now. He’s been… disarmed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” (See why I love the characters?)

All in all, I would recommend Zombies to anyone good at CoD. It requires much skill, but everything in Blops does. (ahem veterancampaign ahem) but it is rewarding if you do it right. Now then- OH $^&*$%^&^ THE ZOMBIES ARE IN !#&@^&@%^ #%@^*^$&*@ GOD NO #^3$&%#$- (An average match.)

Don’t let the Gay Zombies eat your brains OR your penis,

Nerdicus Chubbicus